A E4 criou no MySpace o perfil de cada uma das nossas personagens da 1ª e 2ª geração!

Agora já podem aceder ao menu Guia de Personagens e escolher saber mais sobre o vosso personagem preferido da 1ª temporada de Skins.
Com o tempo pretendo ter o guia completo de todas as personagens ( vai demorar ainda um bocadinho), assim como o guia completo da música de Skins, mas tenho a certeza que vai valer a pena.

Até amanhã Skins!

Karen is the older sister of Freddie.

She has a dream... Became famous doing what she loves most, sing and dance.

She lives with Freddie and her father.

NAME: Katie Fitch

AGE: 16

MOTTO: Sticks and stones will break your bones but rumours will haunt you forever...So don't fuck with me.

WHO AM I: I'm a Bristol Roovers WAG. WAGs are always stereotyped to be blond, gold digging bimbos who degrade themselves by dating arrogant and stupid footballers in order to secure themselves a spread in OK! Magazine. Well I'm here to rebuke this and stand up for my girlies. We're not dumb blonds, in fact I'm a fierce red head, who is about to start at Roundview College. I'm also not a gold digger. Yes, Danny buys me present but that's a boyfriend's job, whether he's a footballer or a Big Issue seller. Also, I love smiling. I have a beautiful smile and pouting is for idiots. Looking like a giant orange because you've over done the St. Tropez is also stupid. I live in Bristol, not LA and I like having a pale complexion. It's real. Being real is the most important thing in the world. I have an identical twin called Emily. We have learnt that even though we look the same, we are different and in order for people to be able to recognise this, we must be real, we must be ourselves, not each other. As for the future, fuck ambitions, they just restrict you. I do what I want, when I want and don't think about anything long term. Who knows what tomorrow could bring?

FAVOURITE TUNES: Britney (before her breakdown), Amy (after her breakdown). I love any music that I can dance and sing along to.

MUST WATCH TV: Gossip girl, Footballers Wives, Prison Break - or anything with Wentworth Miller in it - He is incred!

FAVE FILM STAR: Marilyn obviously.

DREAM DATE: David and Vicky B.

FAVOURITE WEBSITES:
www.popbitch.com
www.eonline.com
www.topshop.co.uk

NAME: Thomas Tomone

AGE: My mother told me to only give my real age to immigration.

MOTTO: Blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

ABOUT ME: Hello Cyber men and women of the world wide web

I don’t understand how significant this website is in life in general but I’ve been told it is great in keeping in touch with old friends so I thought it is win-win occasion!
What can I tell you about me...I love music, fast, slow, good and even crap music as even if the music is as good as Cow poo-poo, I appreciate the intent and effort behind it.
I am one of those people that is amazed by the simple things in life, for example… I got on my first plane a few weeks ago it was the most amazing experience of my life. I’ve been looking at this plane for my whole life, like when I was playing with my friends when I was young back in the village we’d look up in the sky and say one day we will all be on that plane, we would be saying how could something so big with so many people and so much luggage (because you know us Africans pack more than any other continent) fly so high and fly so fast in the sky…it is like a miracle every time it lifts off…one of those things only Jesus can think of…so when I got on the plane I was just amazed by everything even the limited leg room! I couldn’t get into the pit where the pilots do the piloting from, but I got to ask this white woman who gave me the terrible food how do they do this plane, how they get it to fly?
She was quite rude when she answered me I think…she didn’t give me the answer I thought she would, then she kept on asking if I finished with the yoghurt I was eating…
...but I think Jesus has something to do in high powered engines as well...
TV SHOWS: Generations

FILM STARS: Chinedu Ikedieze and Osita Iheme

DREAM DATE: December 25th

FAVOURITE WEBSITES: This one!

AGE: 16

MOTTO: "The card you were thinking of is the ace of diamonds, and no, I am not telling you how I did it"

"Bring me the head of Paul Daniels and I'll put it in a box and turn it into some lovely rabbits and maybe a bunch of flowers"

ABOUT ME: I am the reincarnation of a native American warrior from Utah who was known as Laughing Gravy, this may not be true, but if I put down what I actually am then you might judge me. Then again, putting down that I am a Native American Warrior from Utah (reincarnated) might make you judge me anyway. I could say that I liked making models, but then you'd read that I like making models and you'd think what a geek, "unless he mainly makes the models as an alibi for glue sniffing" which is not why I do it (not that I do make models, I never said that did I, and even if I did say that, what right have you got to judge me, apart from the fact that this is the internet and being unfairly judged is what it's all about, it's really just a big wall of graffiti and Wikipedia and you can't always trust that, hang on, this sentence is too long, sorry, I have wasted your time). I once thought about having a tattoo of Steven Seagal, I don't know why, I don't even like his films, apart from the one with the woman in the cake. If I could sum myself up in one word, then I would really be a very boring person, so I won't, though I would quite like the word to be enigmatic.

I have braces (teeth not legs)

FAVOURITE BAND: I should probably say Glasvegas as research suggests that 32% of people aged between 16 and 22 have put them on their myspace, but I haven't heard them, then again, better to surf the zeitgeist, so Glasvegas (whoever they are)

T.V SHOWS: I like house makeover shows , only because I like to imagine one day they'll knock down a wall and find a dead man or screeching cat behind it, but they rarely do (in fact so far, never, therefore hopefully increasing the statistical chance that they will find one soon)

FILM STARS: Will Ferrell

FAVOURITE WEBSITES: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=p86BPM1GV8M
http://www.randi.org/joom/
http://www.pennandteller.com/

AGE: 16

MOTTO: Do something, man. Just do something that matters.

This internet shit, man. I don't get it. Millions of fuckin' students bashing away at their keyboards, complaining about stuff. Complaining about what's on telly, and stupid crap like that. Wankers.

Have you seen that fuckin' clip? Those two girls puking in each other's mouths? Sick, man. But it's LIFE, innit? For better or worse, it's real. That's more like it – that's what the internet is for, right?

I'm Cook by the way. Alright?

I'd post that clip – but the computer I'm on, my mates, his parents have put a lock on it to stop looking at porn. That's pretty unreasonable.

I like watching clips of the footy. Mostly that arsehole Lampard being a fat moaning bitch and John Terry bricking it as he prepares to miss yet another crucial-as-shit penalty. Class stuff, man.

There's these sites where you can watch all the American telly. Most of it's shit, like, but there's this show which is just these dudes fucking around with bikes. American Chopper, it's called. I like that one. I like the beards. Shows commitment.

Everyone's doing this social networking stuff. Poking each other and whatever. I'd join – but only to scope out the birds' tits – which is why every other fucker joins up anyway. Plus I'd only have two mates – that'd be the Fredster and JJ. Decent blokes to have about, mind. Freddie – he's cool. SK8R Boi and all that. You know the story. And he's a pretty fuck too. JJ – he's proper mental but his brain could've been designed by Casio, speed he thinks.

This is where I'd normally put all the shit I like, all the bands and footy players and telly I watch and that. Fuck that man. Who gives a shit? Who's got the time to piss around making lists?

FAVOURITE BAND: Toots and the Maytails, Trojan Reggae

T.V. SHOWS: The Shield

FILM STARS: Paddy Considine, Danny Dyer

DREAM DATE: Princess Diana

FAVOURITE WEBSITES: www.rathergood.com

Hi! I'm Pandora Moon. I'm 17 and super duper excited about writing my first internet blog.

MY MOTTO: (`'`'~-.._..*5[^^]!L£*.._..-~`'`')

I asked all my friends what to write, well, I asked Eff, because she is my best (and only) friend. She said I should describe the way I would kill a baby rabbit. I think she was joking. At least I hope so! You know, I really like Eff but sometimes she's just a bit scary! Instead I thought I’d tell you about my most favourite animal and why I love it so much.

I absolutely love Caterpillars. I think they are definitely the most interesting sort of animal, insect, whatever. As a child my favourite book was 'The Very Hungry Caterpillar' I'm sure you've read it. It's absolutely fascinating. However, when the teacher used to read it to me at nursery I always used to cry when the Caterpillar became a Butterfly, which was odd because all the other children used to cheer. I just couldn't understand it. The poor Caterpillar didn't know that by eating all that food he was forcing himself to grow into a butterfly. What if he was just hungry, but didn't want wings and didn't want to fly. One day I got so scared that I'd become a Butterfly that I didn't eat any breakfast, but then my mum explained that children weren't like Caterpillars and the only thing that would happen if we ate lots is that we'd get bigger. So after that I ate all my porridge. I really like Caterpillars and I don't think it's fair and that they are forced to become different animals when they might be perfectly happy being what they already are. Everyone says that Butterflies are way prettier than Caterpillars but I disagree. Yes, Butterflies have pretty coloured wings, but Caterpillars also have really incredible, detailed patterns on their skin.

More about meeeee......

FAVOURITE BANDS: Hair bands because I always wear my hair in bunchies, it's totally my signature look. Although I do love making rubber band balls!

T.V SHOWS: I love Jeremy Kyle. I also love Trisha.

DREAM DATE: My mum says boys are bad and has banned me from having a boyfriend. Eff said mum's right and having a boyfriend is a waste of time. She said having a buddy is much more time and pleasure efficient. I'm not sure what she means but a buddy sounds like fun.

FAVOURITE WEBSITES:
...www.pimpmysearch.com. It keeps me amused for hours!
www.whatsthiscaterpillar.co.uk
And obviously www.youtube.com.
I love the Harry Potter Puppets. What's that mysterious ticking noise?
Oh no, I gotta go, mum's calling me (we're going to our pottery moulding class).

PANDA x x x x x x x

P.S. What's your favourite animal?

AGE: 16

MOTTO: Everybody dances to their own boom boom.

ABOUT ME: I'm Effy. It's a shit name but it's short for Elizabeth which is even worse. I live with my Mum and Dad. My brother used to live here too but now he's gone. On the day he left he gave me his duvet cover, half a bottle of Peach Schnapps, and his bedroom. Well, he doesn't need it any more does he? So now it's my kingdom. I drank the Schnapps and gave the duvet to Oxfam.

These are the four most interesting things about me:

1) I can pick stuff up with my toes. Like, not just socks and crap like that but big things. Ketchup bottles. Ashtrays. Ipods. It's a less useful skill than you’d think.

2) My Dad was so angry when I got expelled from the shit school I used to go to that he literally started farting in rage. Gross.

3) I'm distantly related to a 17th century French aristocrat called Cecile DeLacroix. She was beheaded during the French Revolution. Her eyes carried on blinking for 14 seconds after her head was severed from her neck and her lover had her teeth sewn into his pillow.

4) My favourite smell is petrol.

If you want to know any more send a stamped addressed envelope and ten pounds to my address

FAVOURITE BAND: No.

T.V SHOWS: TV rots your brain and makes you infertile. True story.

FILM STARS: I don't have favourite film stars. Everyone gets old and shit in the end. My favourite film character is the Elephant Man. He's hot.

DREAM DATE: Refer to last question.



Effy's blog

AGE: 16

MOTTO: "Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our mind. Have no fear for atomic energy, cos none of them can stop the time" - Bob Marley

ABOUT ME: Skateboarding. Hiking. Smoking weed. Friends. Sitting down. Watching. Learning. Pretty girls. These are a few of the things that make life worth living.

Er... it's a bit hard to think of something to say that Cook won't take the piss out of, but luckily, he can't read. Or at least, I don't think he can. If you don't know Cook, he was the one who was sick on your shoes the other night. Seriously. He probably was. Especially those of you who live in Thailand.

I live at home, with my Dad and my sister, you might know her too, or at least, you will one day if she gets her way. She wants to be one of those lovely people with red circles around their thighs in Heat. My Mum's dead, in case you were thinking of leaving comments on my page with 'your mum' jokes (it's happened before.) But otherwise... things are alright, you know?

The sun keeps shining, wheels keep spinning, it all just keeps chugging along.

Take it easy...

xf

FAVOURITE BAND: Rage Against The Machine, Battles, DJ Shadow, The Beach Boys and Roots Manuva.

T.V SHOWS: I am, secretly, kind of an Apprentice fan. Sorry. Sorry.

FILM STARS: Carmel Moore. Wink wink.

FAVOURITE WEBSITES: ...have some of that!

NAME: Naomi Campbell (...Yes, that is my real fucking name)

AGE: 16

SEX: No thanks.

MOTTO: two words: Barrack - Obama.

ABOUT ME: I'm not actually joining this because everyone else is but because I like making connections with random strangers...interesting ones...who want to change the world without becoming a footballer's wife or a porn star. Life's all about meeting interesting individuals who you come across in ways that you'd never expect. Like the time I was on a flight back from Barcelona, I noticed a really pretty looking chubby Slovakian girl who seemed to be traveling on her own. In the waiting time before the flight, she wouldn't look at anyone, wouldn't smile and she had a face as sour as anything. Then, on the plane, I just happened to sit next to her and thought, here we go - two hours of silent irritable treatment. Instead, she suddenly became this amazingly animated joyful human being and we talked, and laughed the whole way back. People make judgments way too quickly. We're too obsessed with technology, phones and computers and shit, to talk to each other face to face these days. Put the thumbs down, and let's talk people! Stop using your latest 7300 flip phone GPS and have a proper conversation. So Marta, if you are reading this, get in touch (your number went in the washing machine along with my jeans but I'd love to hear from you).

I guess I'm an old fashioned kind of girl, woman, whatever. I only got a mobile phone last year. But I'm not going to be one of those people who prop themselves up and need to fill every silence by getting out their mobile phone and texting or listening to messages of calling their BFFE's. Put the props down. Just be yourself.

So add me if you hate global capitalism, love drinking maté tea like one inspiring Argentinean Revolutionary I met or quite simply if you're bored of not being listened to and want change! Don't add me if you're single. It won't happen. Trust me.

P.S. Anyone interested in fighting tuition fees and other injustices not just in this country but worldwide can get hooked up to BATTLEFRONT - check it out - Young campaigners doing Young politics for Young people!!! There’s a protest march coming soonish which yours truly will be going on. Back it or jog!

LIKES: Your mum.

FAVOURITE BAND: Blondie, Sleater Kinney, Le Tigre, Chromatics.

T.V SHOWS: TV? Don’t make me laugh.

FILM STARS: I hate Orlando Bloom.

DREAM DATE: Dalai Lama, actually wait, no cos it'd have to be a vegetarian meal then, wouldn't it? OK the Dalai Lama in an Aberdeen Angus Steak House.

FAVOURITE WEBSITES:
www.letigreworld.com
www.msf.org.uk
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl
http://www.theonion.com
www.battlefront.co.uk
www.susoproject.com

Click here to read his MySpace.
Click in Mitch Hewer to go to Wikipedia.

Alright? How are you doing?...But enough about you...What about ME?!?!
I'm Maxxie. I like toast. I like boys. I like Arcade Fire. I like drawing. I like performing. I like dancing.
If I had to spend the rest of my life in one place, it'd be in the Sistine Chapel, I went there on holiday with my Mum last summer. It is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. I think you could spend forever looking at beauty like that... There's nice pizza there too.

Maxxie's blog

Posted on 14/12/2007

Hello. I’m Maxxie and I’ve just finished watching the whole seven series’ of Star Trek - The Next Generation. I took my friend Anwar to see my favourite musical West Side Story the other day and in return he’s making me watch these stupid cyborgs with big foreheads. I really don’t understand why he likes it! But I don’t understand why he likes girls, either...

I love it when people sing along to tunes they don’t know and make the words up as they go along. That makes me laugh. The other day I was in Topman and the Libertines were playing and this old guy was singing ‘you can’t stamp me out’ instead of ‘you can’t stand me now’. I think he noticed I was laughing cos he just started humming it instead. He even got that wrong.

I hate school. I hate teachers. I like dancing, drinking, dating...anything that begins with a 'd' really...I have a recurring dream where I’m being educated by a fox wearing a waistcoat and a fez who has the voice of Hugh Grant. I sometimes wake up laughing after that, and then I feel a little disappointed that I have to go and be educated by real, boring humans. But hey.

Keep coolly, cool boy,

Max. x.

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Posted on 20/12/2008

They made me go and talk to this counsellor woman who kept saying ‘But why Elizabeth, why do you think you withheld speech?’. I used to just say ‘I dunno’ til it was time to go home.

But I did know. Sort of.

Okay. So. Paris Hilton isn’t an It Girl. Clara Bow was an It Girl. She was one of the biggest silent film stars ever. The Brooklyn Bonfire. I think we’re really similar. She’s a brunette. I’m a brunette. Her Dad was mentally impaired. My Dad is mentally impaired. She was really good at poker. I’m really good at poker. She married a cowboy. I don’t think I’m getting married but if I did it would probably be to a cowboy.

Anyway, basically she was the best film star, like, ever

But then the talkies started, and the films weren’t silent any more. And it would be fine, except when Clara actually had to speak, she just froze. She couldn’t stop looking at the microphones pushed at her face. She got mike fright. She retired at the age of 26 and never made another film ever again.

But even though Clara Bow couldn’t deal with talking in public, and Paris Hilton could probably talk for fucking hours about fucking anything, I reckon if Clara Bow met Paris Hilton, she’d punch her lights out.

But I don’t think the counsellor woman would have really understood that.

Hi everyone, I don't actually believe in all this but Michelle's forced me into creating a page...so here goes...my aria:

FAMILY: I live with my dad Ronnie (Yes, that Ronnie Fazer...No, I don't know when he's releasing a new album. And no, he doesn't want to listen to your demo) and my two brothers Ace and Lynton. I've come to the conclusion that my brothers were adopted since they both appear to have grown up in South Central LA. They also subscribe to a ridiculous but popular religious belief which states that TuPac is the murdered Son of God, and that God is actually Queen Latifah (or Lil' Kim, I forget which one). Oh, and they think that the 'Messiah', 'rhymes' to them personally from beyond the grave.

EXPERT ADVISORS: Michelle for frills, Chris for pills, Cassie for thrills.

HYMNS: I tend to go for G flats when what I really should be looking for is a man who is F# in the morning, will stretto through the afternoon and calypso til dawn. There's no-one special at the moment. But watch this space. I am.

MY FREQUENCY: I'm not putting a list of bands that I've only just heard of, that some music magazines have told me I have to like...So here's my favourite musical dynamics:

Dolce

Affectuoso

Rubato

Gioioso

Btw, if there are any lawyers reading this, can you tell me if I can sue MTV Base for prolonged emotional distress? I think I have a pretty substantial case if you're interested...

LIKES: Eating chips late at night in time to Gershwin. With a portion of mash on the side. The way Maxxie makes music with his feet. The correlation between maths and music - Pythagorean triples - my friend Cassie knows what I mean...

DISLIKES: Clothes shopping (who cares!). Steamed broccoli. Budding R&B artists who prance around in my dad's dressing gown.

AMBITION: To take the clarinet to places never been to before.

WEBSITES: www.hotclarinet.blogspot.com/, www.cynical-c.com

Jal's blog
Posted on 15/09/2007
So...I admit, I don't usually get excited about stuff, people might even go as far to say that I’m quite constraint...but on this very day a landmark has be reached, a day that I thought would never come. The stainless steel chains that bound me to scarring of my inner lip and minimalist movements of my mouth in conversations…have been broken...I'VE GOT MY FUCKING BRACES OFF! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That’s right...I’m a free woman...I feel like Nelson Mandela, but you know, a woman, and a bit less important...just a little bit.

Things have changed since I was last free...I mean jelly babies' jelly capacity have increased. Granny Smiths seem to have lost their sting. And what the hell has happened to the lion bar???

This is a new page. And on that note I declare...Fuck orthodonticism! Dr. Singh, fuck your glowing gun that you shove against my teeth! I'm tired of that saliva vacuum thingymajig, that I’m sure is sucking my soul out of me...I'm tired of worrying whether or not my canine is going to explode because my rubber band popped out when eating broccoli…and do you really expect me to wear those retainers…my smile has been attractively challenged for years and the minute I correct that you want to give me a bloody speech impediment! In the words of my brothers...

"SUCK OUT BLUD!"

*Kisses her lush teeth, logs out and skips off Robben Island on the way to the penny shop with a fiver*

Click in Joe Dempsie to go to Wikipedia


I'm Chris.
I'm 18.
I go to college.
I hold the world record for the number of apples under 4-inches circumference you can eat. This is part of the unofficial world records - ones Guinness won't allow you to know about because they are too pussy - because they don't like records which can damage you for life, you know, make you ill and that. Anyway, I ate 268 apples in one sitting in order to hold the record.

Chris's blog

Posted on 20/12/2007

Right...Don't really feel like doing this today (my mouth feels like an old ladies coat), but I've got half an hour to kill and Michelle's been on at me for ages about updating it. So here's a questionnaire I found in an old folk vinyl I got from Plastic Wax. Read on...

Do you live like there is no tomorrow? My mate Bob's an amnesiac. He can only remember things for 45 minutes or less. There’s literally no tomorrow for him. Only now. I've adopted that worldview in solidarity.

Do you blast your jets easily?

Only after a curry

What's your talent?

Ribbon dancing. It’s absolutely brilliant, all these bendy girls expressing emotions through movement and bits of string. I mean, I've not tried it yet, but I've rehearsed a lot in my head. A lot

Do you believe we live in a cruel world?

Joan of Arc, Steve Biko, John Proctor, Heather Mills...Need I go on?

Are you doing your best to change it?

I smile a lot. And people smile back. It’s contagious, like a lovely sort of gonorrhea.

Have you ever had a date deep-six you?

I really, really, really don’t like the sound of that.

When on a date do you always go to the powderbox to plant the platterpuss?

Who doesn’t?

Who chained you?

A Naughty Gorgeous Image of E legance

Can you break loose?

I'm trying.

Can we get together for an evening of poetry?

Sorry, I'm washing my hair that night.

When?

See above...

Peace Love and Fucking,

Chris.

Click in Dev Patel to go to Wikipedia


MY DREAM DATE: You will be tall (or short), blonde or brunette, black, white or anything in between, quiet but outgoing...I will take you for a meal, somewhere classy like Pizza Express. A few glasses of wine. A walk in the moonlight. Then... Who knows???!?!?!

Posted on 13/12/2007

The seasons change.
The bees begin to make sweet honey.
The first doves of spring learn how to fly.

That's right, ladies...The awkward, virginal, desperate Anwar is no more. Since we last spoke, I have become a sex machine who will bring to you a sensory experience that will blow your feminine mind and titillate your crazy hot body. I am now a sexual master who has complete knowledge of the three positions of love making. Ya dun know.

Black silk sheets, strawberries and a deep, throbbing Usher bassline all await you in my boudoir. I have also learnt to trim my bush to make sure none of my raging manhood is obscured.

I ask you only to imagine me whispering into your ear, massaging your shoulders, then gently, tenderly cupping your boobies. I’m certain that you are now ready to receive my loving.

You know what to do.

Anwar the Magnificent

p.s. No fatties. Standards have been raised. My apologies.

p.p.s. If anyone called Jal or Michelle message you to contradict any of the claims made in this profile, ignore them. They have been driven mad with jealousy because I do not consider them worthy partners for sexual congress.

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